How many times now have we killed “The No. 2 Man in Al-Queda?”
“Would you like to be my second in command?”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
From CBS News:
Justin Bieber is wanted for questioning by Los Angeles County Sheriff’s investigators after a photographer complained of being roughed up by the pop star at a shopping center.
If Justin Bieber or a twelve-year-old girl beat me up, I would never tell anybody.
I’ve wandered around with nothing more than time on my hands
I was lost in the night with no sight of you
And at times it was so blue and lonely…